Java is one of the most successful and most dreaded technologies in the computer science world. Let’s roast this powerful open-source programming language to find out why it has so many haters.
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Java Website https://java.com
Java in 100 Seconds https://youtu.be/l9AzO1FMgM8
Why Java Sucks https://tech.jonathangardner.net/wiki/Why_Java_Sucks
Why Java Doesn’t Suck https://smartbear.com/blog/please-stop-staying-java-sucks/
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jk, java is actually pretty good 👉 https://youtu.be/l9AzO1FMgM8
0:47 "… scala and ??" not sure what language was the last one, but the logo looks suspiciously like Kaufland, and even the name sounds similar to Kaufland
say with me "public static void main (string args[])"
Python but not python
All together now:
🎶 public … static … void … main … string … args! 🎶
That's been burned into my brain. It deserves a song! 🤣
i still hate it… 😡
When I just started learning Java my mentor use to tell to write"public static void main(String args[])" bruh he didn't mention this reason for long time and it became our Java class anthem😂😂.
1:23 when you try to make a forge modded minecraft server
Yesssss! And you didn't even mention J2EE!!!!
while(true) {
System.out.println("public static void main string args");
}
"Write once, debug everywhere"
Oh god my sides 🤣
It's interesting to note, though, that C# is quite a similar language and is very beloved.
I haven't actually dabbled in java myself; so maybe if I got my hands dirty I'd understand the hate
We got taught to program using Java on my I.T degree and after learning PHP and JS there was no going back, Java felt too verbose to most modern coding languages.
java & php are two of the languages i learned in school, which is wild, now that i know more about programming. two of the worst languages possible chosen to teach beginners.
1:20 JRE: Joe Rogan Experience
I've tried Java once, had terrible nightmares following night😮
public static void main string args LOL
As a user, yes Java sucks. Will never forget the job where a few mins task became 30-45 mins.
theme name please
LOL but correct 😉
public static void main args should change now
Fun Fact😊:
Java run in 3 billion device due to minecraft
Java pays the bills
public static void main string args
"Now repeat 'public static void main strings args', I repeat 'public static void main strings args'" 🤣No need for another argument to kill Java. Now multiple that by 1M line of legacy spaghetti code with inheretence hell and you brain get a stack oveerflow everytime you'll have to update that s**t…
I like DS and Algorithms in Java, but I hate mobile development and maven
Just had to write in java for software engineering course which made us use javafx so much frocking boiler plate thank god for intellij had about 150 classes by the end
"public static void main(String[] args) " got it , i'm java programmer now
Now Android SDK for the Haters in 200 seconds 🙂 .
Who cares about Java? The JVM is the real star of the show.